I am so screwed. I have a training-resistant kid who does not give a flying fuck if she wears diapers for the rest of her goddamn life. And she starts kindergarten in exactly 3 months.
This post was supposed to be called “Motherfucking Caillou,” but the Husband wouldn’t let me use a swear word in the title. So I’m saying it now. MOTHERFUCKING CAILLOU. That’s right. I know every single parent is thinking the same thing, so don’t act all innocent with me.