I am so screwed. I have a training-resistant kid who does not give a flying fuck if she wears diapers for the rest of her goddamn life. And she starts kindergarten in exactly 3 months.
This post was supposed to be called “Motherfucking Caillou,” but the Husband wouldn’t let me use a swear word in the title. So I’m saying it now. MOTHERFUCKING CAILLOU. That’s right. I know every single parent is thinking the same thing, so don’t act all innocent with me.
Let me start by saying that I love the hell out of my kids. But oh my god, they are killing me, right now. Baby C is smack dab in the middle of a lovely sleep regression. He sometimes wakes at 4 or 5am for an hour or so, at which point I have to […]
I’m not gonna lie, things have been a little tense around here lately. Why? Because we’re deep in the throes of potty training my threenager, bless her cotton grippy socks. And truly, she couldn’t give two shits (see what I did there?) about doing her business in the potty versus the diaper, so it’s a […]